In case you don't know...

I'm a bit of a nerd. I'm proud to say that as well, I wear the badge proudly. I even made nerd cards for my friends and I to determine what level we are. There are four levels; Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Adamantium =)

The reason I stated this is simple, I wrote a fictitious ballad for a friend of mine and wanted to share it with the rest of you. Hope you enjoy.

Hello Brave Stonecutters, even though you might not know it I was there the night you fought bravely against the Wind Hag. The way you came together as a team inspired me to write a ballad in honor of your guild. I hope you enjoy it. I would like to let you know it's my second most requested story I tell, right behind the tale of "Sir Viagra and the Amazons."Please to enjoy.

Hail travelers far and wide
Where were you the night The Wind Hag died??
She was dispatched as easily as a hot knife through butter
This feat belongs to the mighty Stonecutters

It all started on a night much like this
When the Iksar monk stated with a quite hiss
“Let’s kill that old wind bag, her butt and my boot
And when she falls down I call Dibs on the loot.”

The rest of the guildmates rolled their eyes and agreed
That The Wind Hag should die for all her evil deeds
Off they went ten heroes in all
To a land far away to start the epic brawl

Many miles they traveled over land, swamp, and sea
Not once did they stop, not even to pee
While they walked, plans the heroes did make
This battle would be tough no room for a mistake

They all gathered round the Wind Hag’s ancient tower
The Co-leader reminded them of her mighty wind power
“She can knock back the biggest tank with such ease
Not using much power maybe a slight sneeze.”

And don’t forget she can summon friends if things get to tough
Oh I almost forgot that Mez, Jag, and I still need to buff.”
Spell after spell were cast on the heroes
When it was all done the team’s mana was zero

“The time is now,” yelled the fully armed feline
“Give it everything you got, in Hell she will dine!”
The Stonecutters caught the Wind Hag off guard
Blood flew everywhere and feathers were charred

But the Wind Hag had a few tricks of her own
Cause when she finally fell the heroes weren’t alone
Elementals of Air popped up in her place
And beat on the heroes some lives they did erase

When it was over the Stonecutters were still there
The Heroes all smiled victory they did declare
So monsters of every shape and size
Do whatever you can not to run into these guys