Longest survey ever.

Had a hard time getting my mind working this evening so I decided to hop on Myspace and take a survey to get my mind going. Little did I know that I was about to take the longest survey in the history of the world. If you have 10-15 minutes to burn take a look at it, it's mildly entertaining as well as informative.

1. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Baseball all the way

2. Favorite website?
Yahoo.com, myspace, facebook, urban dictionary, youtube, wow I spend way to much time on the comp.

3. For a girl: short or long hair?
Long

4. Would you give money to a hobo?
Nope I'd give him a satchel and a can of beans. That's all a Hobo really needs.

5. Shower or bath?
Shower

6. Who is your enemy?
El Nino.

7. Do you like poetry?
I like poetry this much is true, and if you gave it a chance so would you =)

8. Last time you cried?
At my Friend funeral. =/ I just realized that the first three letters of funeral is Fun. BBOOOOOOO!

9. Where is your hometown?
Chi-Town IL, But I'm considered a Vegas boy

10. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf?
Yup I had to pretend to be my bosses Husband so she wouldn't get deported to Canada. Oh wait that's the plot line to the Proposal.

11. Rock or rap?
Both

12. Do you have any pets? Why?
I have two dogs, because they're man's best friend duh.

13. Have you ever been on a cruise?
a few times. I want to go on a cruise to Alaska. Who's with me?

14. One rumor that's been spread about you:
That I moonlight as a stripper

15. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?
Lipton

16. Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes when I was four years old. What I didn't know any better get off my back!

17. Favorite athlete?
there's this streetball pitcher I follow I think his name is Chris Something

18. Do you like taking surveys?
ya but I’m starting to wonder why.

19. What is your lucky number?
isn't telling someone your lucky number unlucky?

20. Hot or nice?
What the hell kind of question is this, Hot or nice WHAT!?!

21. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping?
Back in my EverQuest days I probably stayed up close to 40 hours once. Man Eff that game!

22. Have you ever been asked out?
Not really

23. Can you whistle?
see answer to number 22

24. Last hug?
Last night

25. Do you ever cook?
No I'm bad at that, I really need to learn how, any takers??

26. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nope and I'll use one word to tell you why...shrinkage

27. Have you ever been in love?
naaa I'm dead inside

28. Abercrombie or Hollister?
Wal-Mart what What!!!!

29. Would you lie to your best friend?
Would I!?! I do on a regular basis

30. Have you ever been on a boat?
And don't you ever forget! I'm on a boat straight flipping burgers! You at Kinko's straight making copies!!!

31. Pain or no gain?
Pain is weakness leaving the body. Give me pain!

32. Are you ghetto?
I’m hood =)

33. Who is the fattest person you know?
Damn this isn't a very nice question to ask, I'm not going to answer this because I'm afraid He/she will get mad and try to eat me.

34. Would you live on another planet if it were possible?
yes only if it was populated with hot green chicks from Star Trek. You know what they say, once you go green, you won't leave the scene!

35. Do you believe in aliens?
umm ya.

36. Have you met anyone in real life after meeting them online?
no way there are only creeps online.

37. Have you ever been in a movie?
nope no matter how many times I've been asked, "hey haven't I seen you in..."

38. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays?
Fridays

39. What do you think of reality TV?
It's the worst kind of television there is.

40. Do you consider yourself religious?
Yes I would like to be even more so

41. Do you still use film for cameras?
no way jose.

42. Lonely or lovesick?
neither I'm actually doing ok

43. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails?
eh there ok

44. What is your screen name?
ivymann99

45. Do you like rock climbing?
HA! Rock climbing is wasted on me; I would like to start hiking however.

46. Have you ever smoked?
I smoked a cigarette in 5th grade and it was horrible.

47. What is your favorite female name?
Jennifer.

48. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart?
is it who cares, or WHO CARES

49. Flip-flops or slippers?
it's all about them Flippy-Floppies.

50. Do you like walks in the park?
eh not really

51. What's the most common name you know?
Brian

52. Have you ever bought a car?
sure have, I've even stolen a few in my day.

53. You or your love?
see once again what kind of question is this??

54. Do you sing?
I think I'm better than I actually am. I did however came in second at a local Karaoke contest.

55. Orange juice or apple juice?
Juice what is Juice?!?! I want some drink!

56. Do you have a crush right now?
ya I usually always have one or two

57. What is your hair color?
dark brown

58. Do you play an instrument?
I try to play the harmonica

59. What's your favorite color?
forest green

60. What do you do most when you're bored?
read or bug my brother

61. What size shoe do you wear?
a size 6 quadruple E. I swear I have elephant feet.

62. What is your dream job?
Late night talk show host.

63. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing?
I want to meet the person who created this survey and punch them in the face.

64. Would you eat sushi?
I have and I will again.

65. What's your favorite store?
Front row sports

66. What is your favorite hair style?
I like my hair like I like my women. Short and Sassy.

67. Would you have plastic surgery?
sure would. Now that I'm incredible buff I'm thinking about getting knuckles reconstruction surgery. So I can harness the full power of my awesomeness.

68. Abortion or adoption?
Well being an adopted person, I'd have to say adoption.

69. If you could punch one person, who would it be?
ARGH the person who created this survey. I will find you oooohhhh and when I do...POW, WHAM, BLAMMY!

70. Have you ever committed suicide?
See what I mean, what kind stupid question is this??

71. Have you ever cut yourself?
Not on purpose

72. Cars or planes?
Flying Car??

73. Do you wear deodorant?
I better, I live in the desert and I run H-O-T.

74. Favorite month?
June or August

75. What's one unique thing about you?
My ears are rock solid.

76. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to?
Brother or Pops

77. Do you drink alcohol?
I have been know to dabble

78. Boxers or briefs?
Boxers

79. Do you own a camera phone?
sure do, doesn't everyone, I mean it's not like we're living in the 20th century

80. Do you like the band The Shins?
Na I'm a bigger fan of the feet, they really play some toe tapping music =) get it Feet...Toes...oh man I'm funny

81. How easily do you trust people? Why?
It takes a while to be accepted into my circle of trust.

82. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be:
two feet taller and knuckles of steel.

83. Right handed? Left handed? Both?
Lefty

84. Who is your favorite person?
Man I love me some me.

85. Do you like cats?
BAAA! Can't stand them.

86. Sneakers or flip-flops?
see know he/she are just repeating questions. Come on!!

87. Do you want to go to college?
I've went to college and I'm hoping I don't have to go back.

88. Do you eat meat?
yes I do mostly chicken

89. Good or evil?
I'd say 80/20 good

90. Favorite type of sock?
ones that fit

91. Cappuccino or coffee?
Coffee, but nothing beats a Xyeince energy drink.

92. Have you ever been arrested? Why?
no way! I do have warrants though, but let's keep that between you and me.

93. Who is the stupidest person you know?
the author of this survey.

94. Where did you get your last email from?
Monster

95. Would you be president if you could?
No way it takes a special kind of person to do that. I mean I'm pretty special, but I know my limitations

96. Do you celebrate Hanukah?
nope

97. Would you sell your soul to the Devil?
absolutely not!

98. Where do you live?
Vegas baby

99. Where is your favorite place to be?
chillin in my brown chair in my room.

100. What's the sickest you've ever been?
HA!!! I don't get sick.