I don't want to alarm you but it's the end of the world as we know it. Since reading the "Left Behind" series as well as "The Stand" I consider myself an expert in all things Apocalypse and I'm hear to tell you that the swine flu epidemic has all the makings of the "Big One." Not because of it's highly contagious or the lack of an effective way to fight it (besides washing your hands), but because of what it will do to the bacon lovers of the world. Soon fast food chains with strip bacon from their menu's. Pork chops will be a thing of the past. Shady individuals in trench coats waiting in dark alley's will be the only place a person can get their swine on. Droves of greasy handed, pork lovers will soon take to the streets moaning, "baaaaaaacon, baaaaaaaacon." People nationwide will loot Piggly Wiggly in search of, "Pink Gold." The national guard will be called in to re-establish order, but will be severely out numbered, not to mention out weighed. Wall Street will be overran with the walking over-fed because they heard brokers were trading Pork Belly Futures. Sadly, Miss Piggy will be viciously attacked at a Wal-Mart opening in Branson MO.
Hopefully I'm wrong, but I've spoke with numerous experts of the subject and we have concluded that it is only a matter of time before the pink menace gets the Earth in it's dirty hoove.
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