I decided to go a different route on the Conspiracy of the Ages series, and I'll tell you why. I'm over it. It's no longer a big deal, and it comedic value of what/how it happened is fading fast. What I am going to do for the small group of you that wants to know what happened is this, I'll post the Ballad of the Brothers Cane at the end of this blog which will answer all your questions to what happened that faithful night at the Yard House and why I have/had a unsettling fondness for an inanimate object =) 
Please to enjoy
Tis the story of the Brothers Cane
All three died, their deaths in vain
They protected a king in a far off land
They steadied his stride in his right hand
But the king’s court did not agree
They shouted, “We must get rid of the Brothers 3!”
The first to go was the eldest Pierre
Who helped the king out of his wheelchair
The court saw this and couldn’t give a heck
So a bald man named Brian Broke Pierre’s neck
The King was crushed, what was he to do?
Without Pierre his adventures were through
The middle Cane brother Lamar told the King
Yo Dawg I’ll help you for some of that bling
The King reluctantly agreed to all this
Which made the King’s court extremely pissed
This time Wang Chung was up to the task
He snatched up Lamar while the King drank from his flask
The King laughed and said Lamar is too strong for you
So Wang Chung broke him in half with some wicked kung fu
Without even thinking the youngest Cane said
“I’ll gladly help you in my brother’s stead”
By now the King was use to all of this crap
And the court couldn’t wait to spring its next trap
The King knew what was coming, spent his time getting buff
He was way more than ready for the fat man named Fluff
But that wasn’t the case for the youngest Cane bro
Because Fluff knocked off his head with one might throw
The King was too tired to continue the fight
He told all his people, “I’ve seen the light”
You did all this stuff cause you care about me
Still the next Cane I get will be as think as a tree.
All three died, their deaths in vain
They protected a king in a far off land
They steadied his stride in his right hand
But the king’s court did not agree
They shouted, “We must get rid of the Brothers 3!”
The first to go was the eldest Pierre
Who helped the king out of his wheelchair
The court saw this and couldn’t give a heck
So a bald man named Brian Broke Pierre’s neck
The King was crushed, what was he to do?
Without Pierre his adventures were through
The middle Cane brother Lamar told the King
Yo Dawg I’ll help you for some of that bling
The King reluctantly agreed to all this
Which made the King’s court extremely pissed
This time Wang Chung was up to the task
He snatched up Lamar while the King drank from his flask
The King laughed and said Lamar is too strong for you
So Wang Chung broke him in half with some wicked kung fu
Without even thinking the youngest Cane said
“I’ll gladly help you in my brother’s stead”
By now the King was use to all of this crap
And the court couldn’t wait to spring its next trap
The King knew what was coming, spent his time getting buff
He was way more than ready for the fat man named Fluff
But that wasn’t the case for the youngest Cane bro
Because Fluff knocked off his head with one might throw
The King was too tired to continue the fight
He told all his people, “I’ve seen the light”
You did all this stuff cause you care about me
Still the next Cane I get will be as think as a tree.
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